So this chicka Hannah, dropped an award on me, because she's got a big crush on me an stalks my page like I'm made out of chocolate filling. I graciously accept my award, and pass on the required information below... THANK YOU HANNAH!!
To accept the award, I am required to write seven things about myself, eh? Well this will be difficult, as I am in witness protection, and cannot divulge too much personal information. Here goes!!
1: I believe in reincarnation. I have to, I’ve screwed this life up pretty bad, so I’m hoping for a do-over. No really, I’ve been here before. Why else would I have no patience for stupid?
2: I believe we are all created in God’s image. Some of you were created when God was hungover.
3: As a dear friend recently revealed, yes, I was in marching band in high school. And orchestra. And jazz band. And symphonic band. And a rock band. And a country band. Call me a band fag, and I’ll do pentatonic triplets ON YOUR FACE.
4: I am pro capital punishment. I am also pro corporal punishment. I think the latter helps prevent the former.
5: If I ever went to Sturgis or Daytona Bike Week, I would actually ride my motorcycle there, not put it on a trailer and haul it. Because my motorcycle already has EFFING WHEELS on it, and that’s why it also has a seat. SO YOU CAN RIDE IT.
6: I wear my hair cut short. Real short. Razor cut short. In the shower.
7: I like long walks on the beach, Fuzzy Navels, snuggling under a blanket by the fire, and my favorite movie is Death Proof.
LMAO!!!
ReplyDelete"I like long walks on the beach, Fuzzy Navels, snuggling under a blanket by the fire, and my favorite movie is Death Proof."
That is hillarious
Im with you on capital punishment...as far as corporal punishment...I grew up with my moms fly swatter at home and a paddle at school for a deterrent and that shit worked on me.
My cousin in law has done Sturgis via trailer, too. Luckily I wasn't with him or I'd had to hide my face in shame.
ReplyDeleteThis is what a ditz I am, it took me a few moments to get the "cutting your hair in the shower thing". Of course I *am* on flu meds, so I could blame them. Yeah, fuck it, I'm blaming them this time.
You make it sound like it's a bad thing! Haha. I loved your 7 things. Especially the reincarnation thing. I believe in it too.
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks for entertaining me. I'll go back to being the silent stalker now. Or maybe not. :)
Bald men are hot, ask anyone. Niles isn't bald but he has a Sturgis T-shirt. God is a God of justice. Do the crime, do the time, or just fry the bastard. Enough is enough.
ReplyDeleteGo Cougars.
You forget to mention that you are a little freak... or at least claim to be from your "Shut Up and Pull My Hair" contributions.... oh.. and that you like to pay off debts by worshipping a certain Random Girl..
ReplyDeleteBrandi- Thanks for reading. Yeah, the paddle in the principal's office 'persuaded' me a couple of times to stay on the straight and narrow path.
ReplyDeleteKat- Are you off your meds yet? Daddy needs a shave. LOL
Hannah- Hey rockstar, stick around. Me likey havin' you here!
Linda- I'm having visions of a cut off Sturgis shirt... But not on Niles....
Random- My dear sweet Random. You KNOW I worship you! All day, every day. *TUG*