I never do this. I never snag web material for my readers, but this is too good to pass up. Dave Grohl and The Foo Fighters are notorious for their concert riders. A rider is an attachment to their contract for their shows, and it details their needs for the back stage areas and meals, and snacks and things of that sort.
Once again, they have out done themselves. Please read this, and recognize the humor intended. If you don't like The Foo Fighters, you will after realizing how incredibly hilarious they are.